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A little something to lighten the Texas heat
A gentleman lived near the border between Iowa and Minnesota; so close, in fact, that he was never really positive which state he lived in.

Finally, he hired a survey crew to solve the mystery once and for all.

After extensive surveying, the crew foreman walked up to him and said, "Well, sir, the entirety of your property is in Iowa."

"Thank goodness!" the man exclaimed.

"Why is that?" the foreman asked.

"No more of those damn Minnesota winters."


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Hee. Why do they not serve ice in drinks in Minnesota anymore?

The man with the recipe died.

*ducks 'n' runs*

*facepalms!* hehehe :D

Yeah, but Minnesota and Iowa never actually went to war like Ohio and Michigan did. :)

Too true. But I do like telling folks I am from Baja Minnesota. I watch their faces for the joke to settle in...

...and sometimes it Just. Never. Does.

I tell people that the Ohio-Michigan war was over ownership of Toledo (true, actually). I then tell them Ohio lost. :)

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