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Charlie Day
To the tune of the Beatles' Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band:

It was forty years ago today
Charlie Whitman had the nerve to say
That the tower was the perfect spot
To hunker down and take a shot
I'm here to help you all recall
The horror of UT's main hall--
Charlie Whitman's psycho shooting spree!

He clearly was a nutjob,
Just plain out of his mind;
He set the stage for bullshit like
Jonestown and Columbine!

So then Whitman opened up the door
For Manson and so many more
They were utter antisocial shits
Like John Gacy and Berkowitz
Mass murder seems to have its nexus
Right here in the heart of Texas!
Charlie Whitman's psycho shooting spree!

(Written in the shadow of the UT Tower, 8/1/2006)

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You are one twisted mamma-jamma. :D

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